People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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