..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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