i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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