She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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