you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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