Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So squirting runs in the family.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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