You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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