Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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