Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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