So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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