Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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