Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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