ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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