try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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