there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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