ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
false alarm. still invincible.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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