Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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