People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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