On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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