Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Semen is not good for contacts.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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