i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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