the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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