The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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