i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Never underestimate the power of titties
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