is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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