so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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