We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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