Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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