The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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