if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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