i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
