And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So. Much. Porn.
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