i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
foreskin is a definite game changer
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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