id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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