Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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