kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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