Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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