I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
oh god the rape fog is back!
it was like eating out sand paper
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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