sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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