Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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