also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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