i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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