I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
