wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im six kinds of drunk right now
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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