She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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