I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
