i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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