it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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