omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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