we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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