oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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